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                        FADE IN

 

         

          INT. DEPARTMENT STORE - NIGHT/DAY

 

          A casually dressed man is perusing the toy aisle.

 

                                        MAN

                    Hmm. There doesn’t appear to

                    be any new Star Wars figures

                    out. I was so looking forward

                    to that collector’s bust of

                    Jango Fett. (beats) That’s odd.

                    We haven’t had any new figures

                    in over six months. (beats)

                    I sense something terribly

                    amiss.

 

          TITLES:

 

                    Blackhole presents:

                    “Collector’s Bust”

                    “The saga of Bluewing continues..”

                    (Bluewing created by: Berkley Priest)

 

          EXT. OUTSIDE DEPT. STORE – BACK PARKING LOT

 

The man notices a fat man dressed in a messy T-shirt and shorts speaking with an employee of the department store.

He overhears them talking. There seems to be a shady deal

taking place.

 

               EMPLOYEE

     Here are those new exclusive

     figures everyone is looking for.

     And they’re all yours.

 

The fat man who is obviously a toy monger grins fiendishly as he examines the box.

 

               TOY MONGER

     Exellent.

 

He runs his fingers through the carded figures.

 

               TOYMONGER

     Now they will have to come to

     me if they want their new figures!

     And their will be a high price

     to pay.

 

Toymonger cackles evily.

 

The man doesn’t like what he sees.

 

               MAN

     This looks like a job for (beats)

 

The man disappears from site for a second. He emerges in masked crime-fighting outfit.

 

               MAN

     Bluewing!

 

Bluewing suddenly descends on Toymonger and the employee.

 

               BLUEWING

     Your toy-scalping days are over,

     Toymonger!

 

Toymonger and the employee are surprised.

 

               TOYMONGER

     So. Bluewing. Don’t you have

     anything better to do?

 

               BLUEWING

     Hording exclusive toys and

     charging a higher price for them

     makes it hard for children to

     get a hold of their favorite

     action figures. Which affects

     their playtime. There is no deed

     more dastardly than messing with

     these children who are the future

     of this very planet. The same

     world and the same future that

     you and I will someday live in.

                    And when you mess with children

                    (beats) you mess with the whole

                    world, pal. Namely me!

 

          Bluewing unsheaths his Katana.

 

                                        BLUEWING

                    And there just happens to be

                    a bluelight special today on

                    (beats) Justice!

 

          Bluewing leaps to attack Toymonger. Toymonger reaches

          into his fanny pack and pulls out some special

          collector’s cards.

 

                                        TOYMONGER

                    Try these hard to find steel

                    collector’s cards on for size!

 

          As Bluewing lands and slices a cardboard box, Toymonger

          leaps away and throws his cards. Bluewing manages to

          dogde the attack and the cards go flying into a nearby

          box.

 

                                        BLUEWING

                    You’ll have to do better than that,

                    Toymonger!

 

                                        TOYMONGER

                    Oh I shall. (beats)

                    Exclusive cromium foil attack!

 

          Bluewing is bombarded with what appears to be cromium

          foil all over his body and encases him.

 

                                        TOYMONGER

                    At last I have a real exclusive!

                    The rare Cromium covered Bluewing!

 

          Toymonger laughs meglomaniacally. Suddenly Bluewing

          uses his Katana to cut through foil and free himself.

          He leaps into the air and prepares to come down on

          Toymonger.

 

                                        BLUEWING

                    Not today, Toymonger!

 

          Toymonger is frozen in terror.

 

                                        BLUEWING

                    Bluewing is exlusively

                    (beats)

                    For the people!

 

          As Bluewing makes his last remark he slices through

          Toymonger. With another quick array of slices, he renders

          Toymonger into nothing but a bust made of flesh.

          Bluewing looks over at the employee.

 

                                        BLUEWING

                    I think you have some explaining

                    to do to your superiors.

 

          The employee is frozen in fear. Bluewing looks back

          down on the lifeless stump of a flesh bust that is

          what is left of Toymonger. He smirks.

 

                                        BLUEWING

                    Now that’s what I call a

                    “Collector’s Bust”.

 

          IRIS OUT TO BLACK.