INT. DEPARTMENT STORE - NIGHT/DAY
A casually dressed man is perusing the toy aisle.
Hmm. There doesn’t appear to
be any new Star Wars figures
out. I was so looking forward
to that collector’s bust of
Jango Fett. (beats) That’s odd.
We haven’t had any new figures
in over six months. (beats)
I sense something terribly
“The saga of Bluewing continues..”
(Bluewing created by: Berkley Priest)
EXT. OUTSIDE DEPT. STORE – BACK PARKING LOT
The man notices a fat man dressed in a messy T-shirt and shorts speaking with an employee of the department store.
He overhears them talking. There seems to be a shady deal
Here are those new exclusive
figures everyone is looking for.
And they’re all yours.
The fat man who is obviously a toy monger grins fiendishly as he examines the box.
He runs his fingers through the carded figures.
Now they will have to come to
me if they want their new figures!
And their will be a high price
Toymonger cackles evily.
The man doesn’t like what he sees.
This looks like a job for (beats)
The man disappears from site for a second. He emerges in masked crime-fighting outfit.
Bluewing suddenly descends on Toymonger and the employee.
Your toy-scalping days are over,
Toymonger and the employee are surprised.
So. Bluewing. Don’t you have
anything better to do?
Hording exclusive toys and
charging a higher price for them
makes it hard for children to
get a hold of their favorite
action figures. Which affects
their playtime. There is no deed
more dastardly than messing with
these children who are the future
of this very planet. The same
world and the same future that
you and I will someday live in.
And when you mess with children
(beats) you mess with the whole
world, pal. Namely me!
Bluewing unsheaths his Katana.
And there just happens to be
a bluelight special today on
Bluewing leaps to attack Toymonger. Toymonger reaches
into his fanny pack and pulls out some special
Try these hard to find steel
collector’s cards on for size!
As Bluewing lands and slices a cardboard box, Toymonger
leaps away and throws his cards. Bluewing manages to
dogde the attack and the cards go flying into a nearby
You’ll have to do better than that,
Oh I shall. (beats)
Exclusive cromium foil attack!
Bluewing is bombarded with what appears to be cromium
foil all over his body and encases him.
At last I have a real exclusive!
The rare Cromium covered Bluewing!
Toymonger laughs meglomaniacally. Suddenly Bluewing
uses his Katana to cut through foil and free himself.
He leaps into the air and prepares to come down on
Not today, Toymonger!
Toymonger is frozen in terror.
Bluewing is exlusively
For the people!
As Bluewing makes his last remark he slices through
Toymonger. With another quick array of slices, he renders
Toymonger into nothing but a bust made of flesh.
Bluewing looks over at the employee.
I think you have some explaining
to do to your superiors.
The employee is frozen in fear. Bluewing looks back
down on the lifeless stump of a flesh bust that is
what is left of Toymonger. He smirks.
Now that’s what I call a
IRIS OUT TO BLACK.